The Rabbit Who Wants to Go to Harvard: A New Way of Getting Children to Stop Sleeping and Start Achieving (Hardcover)

The Rabbit Who Wants to Go to Harvard: A New Way of Getting Children to Stop Sleeping and Start Achieving By Penguin Random House, Diana Holquist, Christopher Eliopoulos (Illustrator) Cover Image
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For fans of Goodnight iPad and Go the F**k to Sleep, this hilarious picture-book parody satirizes helicopter parents and our culture's extreme focus on childhood achievement. It's an irresistible gift for moms and dads with a sense of humor
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In this uproariously funny parody, Ronald and Mommy Rabbit get help from Adderall Aardvark, Kollege Koach Kitty, and Admission Officer Owl, who know just how to help children stop their incessant sleeping and other quaint relics of youth for a much worthier goal: the Ivy League.
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Any truly successful parent knows that there's no time to rest: the prep school toddler down the street has already invented a new computer language This book is guaranteed to get your kids on the right track. Now. Harvard Dad, class of 2031
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About the Author

Diana Holquist is the author of the parenting memoirBattle Hymn of the Tiger Daughter, as well as several romance novels, including those published as Sophie Gunn. A graduate of Columbia University and former advertising copywriter, she lives near Philadelphia, Pennsylvania with her husband, two teenagers, and three cats. Christopher Eliopoulos began his illustration career as a letterer for Marvel, and has worked on thousands of comics. He is also the illustrator of theNew York Timesbestselling Ordinary People Change the World series by Brad Meltzer. He lives in New Jersey with his wife and their identical twin sons."
Product Details
ISBN: 9780399539282
ISBN-10: 039953928X
Publisher: Dial Books
Publication Date: February 9th, 2016
Pages: 24
Language: English